If they existed, they would be the reverse of all the Soviet Russia jokes.

It'd be nice if more states followed suit, too. The government has done a good job of making people forget that you don't need their involvement to unionize.

Of course there is also Rick or Rich for Richard, Rob or Robbie for Robert, and Will or Willie for William. But some people don't prefer those nicknames. Some people like being called "Dick" apparently lol.

Cheating is definitely worse. It's no different than signing a contract and completely ignoring one of its biggest terms.

If the scenario involves zombies, I'm more than ready.

The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible.

This graphic seems to disprove yet another stereotype that Pabst Blue Ribbon is consumed primarily by God-fearing Republican rednecks. Good news.

And why should they? They already carry the majority of the tax burden.

When you're really young, life takes forever. But once you finish high school, every year that passes goes by more quickly than the next. That's what happens when you work your ass off to pay bills.

I don't know, but I bet you could find even sexier referees than her in Lingerie Football. If I'm wrong, that's a shame.

The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible.

Good one. I still refuse to call that shit a fracture, though.

Guilty as charged. Somehow I didn't even notice it. But seriously, calling the rupturing of a membrane a "fracture" is odd. Fracture is synonymous with breaking a bone. Kinda silly.

It's actually physically impossible to break your penis. There is no bone within it to break, only muscles and veins. You could sprain it, though. I had a friend who claimed he got his sprained by some girl. She was allegedly riding him cowgirl and at one point he fell out and on the way down.....she missed the mark.

Absolutely true. The percentage of violent criminals who had abusive parents is staggering.