I just got my cell phone last year and I don't want it to be taken away!

Sometimes being around someone for a long time can get pretty annoying, but a Whopper only lasts a few minutes and that's not a long enough time to get on my nerves. (;

It's simply not possible. I mean really now! Who would ever believe that they could be caught with someone else's nude photos if they are a teenager? It just simply won't happen I tell you!

No way! But I've always known I'm a racist bastard so nothing's changed....

This didn't happen to me, but my teacher told me that he did this while he went to school. Supposedly he had a Substitute teacher one day who fell asleep in class with his head resting on his fist (which was raised up at a 90* angle...or close to it).

So my teacher tied a string around the Sub's wrist and went back to his seat and pulled the string and the Sub's head flew down onto the teacher's desk and he got a bloody nose and my teacher never got caught! XD

Sorry for the delayed response. And yes she should! (;

I mean if Super Girl wants to wear an awefully slutty skirt like that and fly around so that people can look up it at will then why shouldn't Power Girl have her way with Super Girl? (;

If they are on welfare how can they afford an automobile in the first place? And even if they could how could they afford gas for that cheapo gas-guzzler that they have? I think welfare in its own is a dumb idea. There should be lots more restrictions on it. Like you must get a minimum wage paying job in such and such amount of time or else your welfare rights expire or something like that!

Damn. My server blocks it.

What picture may I ask?

Humans piss me off. They get too emotional and some are so stubborn that you just want to punch them but you can't because through human expectations you are supposed to be more mature and what-not.

They dangle just below the hips and look more kinky than a g-string.

I get it! Her boobs are shaking because her cell phone is ringing so she picks it up! :P I just got that!

At least you are man enough to admit it. (;

I'm sure that in some country it is politically correct. (;

Hahahahahahahaha! This debate is like the foundation for half of the debates on this website don't cha know! ;)

The reason for this is because white people feel guilty for the past when it was only ok to make fun of Homosexuals and Black people so they suck up with the ridicule for now, but in time it will all be equal. And if you watch MadTV they make fun of black people a lot. (Especially during Rocket Avengers skits) (;

Also, why do a lot of anime girls tend to have big breasts? I mean it is stereotypically incorrect for an asian girl to have large breasts, so are cartoonists of asia trying to tell their women something? (;

All the toxic gasses let loose by the nukes will not only kill EVERYONE on the planet, but burn even more holes through the atmosphere and ozone layers which will kill those of us that survive even quicker.

Not if she was on LSD which is considered the date/rape drug. ;P

I agree with the lesbian vampire theory, however in mythical vampire folklore, a female vampire is sworn by her master and must obey HIS every command. However with changing times you never know. Like for instance in "Daughter of Dracula" I was pretty sure that she was a lesbian because she was always so gentle with her victims and only sucked blood from women also. ;D

It makes me worried how we waste so much tax payers' money on stupid shit like this when we already know that drinking alcohol affects your brain and that there are many other ways of cleansing your cardiovascular system than being an alcoholic. That is why we did studies and found out that you can get the same effect from drinking green tea or taking extra Vitamin C for your diet. But to answer your question, no, it doesn't explain the rattling noise in your head because there is a liquid that surrounds your brain and protects it from the inside of your crainium under normal circumstances. And here is my own question: Does the fact that I drink fish oil and eat lots of fish explain why I get headaches? Because my brain is now too big for my cranium to contain and it is pushing up against it?

I'd imagine. His current suit is so tight to his skin, they said it took him 20 minutes just to put it on! :O

"Mr. Burgendy you have a HUGE erection."

"Oh! So it appears I do. I'm just going to go walk this off.......Woa! Look out!"

Would being nude help or hinder Michael Phelps' swimming abilities?

A woodchuck could not chuck wood because Chuck would chuck the wood first, leaving none for the woodchuck to chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

how come the first time you use the word "supersized" you have it as one word, but the second time you use the word "super sized" you make it two words?