you're funny! :)

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Since God invented power, i do not believe thathe would be corrupted by it. if he were, then we would already be dead and/or destroyed.

i have other plans too. if i do not get to be a cop, then i would like to be a S.W.A.T. officer, and if i dont get to be either, then i will spend my life in the armed forces, perhaps as a commander of some sort.

not in a quick situation! if the perp is running, then i'm not going to go to my brain and say "hey! remember the distance formula and calculate how many centimeters ahead of the criminal i need to shoot!" i just pick up the gun and shoot it. if i miss, thats what the extra bullets in my rifle are for!

do we really need math? i'm going to be a cop, but i don't think i'm going to have to pull out a pencil and paper to calculate the distance and trajectory of my bullet!

yeah, me and joe are kinda like pro's at this. try making your tongue touch your chin without touching it with your hands. its pretty difficult, but i can pull it off. now this is checkmate!

if they are persuaded by peace, then they are not terrorists. terrorists main goal is to strike terror in the hearts of the public. if we just roll over and let them wreak havoc, then, they will wreak havoc. they will not stop if we just stop fighting back.

yeah, i can do that. i guess that makes me pretty cool too. i can also fold it lengthwise like a taco. then i can use it like a straw. man we're cool.

watsup tit! hows it goin man? it's been a while.

yeah, i could see it working.

with all those endangered species dead, i would not have to listen to those annoying "save the polar bears!" commercials. what did polar bears ever do for us. maybe if they gave me a polar bear fur coat, now that would make me want to save them. or at least one. also, more water in the world means less famine.