I have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree

UPDATE That shit was hilarious

doesnt he only make like 300k a year? If he gets sued he should find a new job, preferably in another country

we shall call it..... va-jelly.....

I don't even know what that is but that's awesome haha

hm that is very interesting, thank you for that information

Yes, there is a god spot in our brain and god will always be with us because it is us so yeah...

why do you have over 1500 points

take some laxatives

well jesus joe no wonder you have so many points mr post alot

well maybe hes just falling with style

nah hes got wings he can fly, see?

now that ive seen your face it all makes sense

yeah, not with that winky face mr. super virus giver hacker man

Id choose death i would not go anywhere near that.......... ever

we're not going to bail you out any more fool, go ask the government for aid

back then you could git a lickin for 2 shillings you could

its too personal

i like em dumb cuz then i can make em smarterer

i figured it was as easy as 1, 2, 3?

pft, money is worthless, i just need the supplies for my house and i can build power and food and desaltinization

hell ya i just need me a little garden and hut on some beach somewhere

If I found it with the I.D. still in the purse I would return it because: its probably a set up by the cops, noone wants to lose 10k, and i like giving

But if i couldnt find whos it was id take that shit and move out of the country!

you know what they say, the softness overcomes the hardness...

Theological teaching has had a long time to become perverted, and Satan has done a really good job of it. But it's not too late to let the Bible explain itself to you.

In my beliefs, dude, satan controls all religion, including christianity.

To me, satan controls every earthly affair. And by using that logic, when the bible says god doesnt want us tampering with spiritual affairs, its because thats the only way to know the truth, the whole truth. I believe the snake in the bible is god. I believe that satan has twisted all of the religions on earth into preaching a false message. I believe there are truths to be told in religious scripture, but these truths have been washed over with deceit. I believe practically everyone, is being mislead, and that the only true path to enlightenment is shamanism.

Me, i have an extremely devout christian friend, who happens to be my best friend. I am the complete opposite of him, and i was talking with him the other day that i am literally the "poster child" for the devil. But there is one difference between what i believe, and what the devil believes.

I am all for the betterment of those around me. The devil is only interested in self gain. I am not. And this is where our differences are divided. This will sound crazy but i am the definition of lucifer, NOT satan, LUCIFER, before he fell to darkness.

So that is why i believe the way i believe.