Enjoy your day off. Not sure if libs get this day off or not ;)
If I see your lips moving and I hear something, you're yelling ;)
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics ;)
People are very patient with most disabled persons.
"Oh, you're blind! Let me help you cross the street."
"Oh, you're on a wheel chair! Let me get that thing on the top shelf for you."
People are not so patient with deaf people.
"DID YOU NOT HEAR THE..."
And I'm like, "Bitch, do you know who you're talking to? When have I heard anything? EVER?" On the inside. On the outside I'm like, "Oh, I'm deaf! Here, let me put my hearing aids in." ;)
I wish people would use sign language but with my luck they would only sign the same thing they do when they are on the freeway ;)
"If I wanted to hear what you were saying, I'd put on my hearing aids and beat it out of you!" ;)
Maybe I should just yell back, "I CAN'T HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" ;)
"I'm not staring at your tits, lady..., I'm just trying to read what you said!" but, of course, I'd be staring ;)
I wish people had subtitles. But with my luck, the subtitles will be around chest level and get me in trouble with busty ladies ;)
I don't claim to know the science of it so I can't comment ;)
They are a bunch of free loaders. We have 4 feeders. Each feeder holds 10. And while 40 feast, there are more waiting their turn. I buy sugar by the 25 Lbs bags. They are so impatient they sometimes come into the house. The good news is that the let my wife pick them up and put them outside. When I go out there with food, they often perch on the feeder before I even hang it up. Supporting this welfare system of feeding is about the most liberal thing I do ;)
At first I felt sorry for them but then I remember how mean they get if you don't have their food ready on time ;)
I chilled TFO. I don't normally stay angry for long. Especially when there's a windstorm and you're watching the poor hummingbirds go by the window flying backwards. Not because they want to fly backwards but because the wind is blowing them backwards. They are trying, as hard as they can, to hang onto the feeder but they keep on getting blown off. The best I saw so far is one that was stationary. He wasn't flying forward towards the feeder like he wanted to but he wasn't being blown backwards either. I took a video and plan on putting it on Facebook. That made me feel better. Knowing that someone out there had it worse than me. You can't feel angry when you're feeling sorry for someone else..., or laughing at their misery ;)
Some people put a lot of thought and originality into their insults. Others..., not so much ;)
I don't think you understand how this works. Who ever is in power is the cult leader. Biden is now in power so he's the fascist cult leader ;)
All we have to do (for final confirmation) is keep an eye on that --> column or look for "disputes" on this column ;)
oh, yeah? What's your favorite brand? Wait..., we're going off-topic ;)
2 of the kids were adults in their previous life. So the new dads probably didn't want to come home and catch their 6 year old hosting a poker party, drinking beer and smoking a cigaratte ;)
I think it has a nice ring to it. Kinda rolls off your tongue ;)
Sleepy Joe Biden is going to give us 4 years of "boring" unless he dies. Then we'll get Kamala-Whackala ;)
I wonder what he's going to do next? Whatever it is, it is bound to be entertaining ;)
Yeah, they should impeach that bastard!!! They impeach our guy, we'll impeach theirs ;)
And when someone loses their shit, that's just icing on the cake ;)
Which proves my point! If he was voted out, he wasn't a fascist dictator ;)
I used to blame everything on the communists. Then, after the wall came down, I blamed everything on either terrorists and global warming. But then I realized that if I blamed global warming on terrorists, I can just blame the terrorists for everything. Then we got Obama and so I started blaming him. If Biden drops out, I will probably blame everything on Kamala. But for now...., fascists ;)
Never in the entire history of the planet has a fascist dictator been voted out of office. As a matter of fact, never has a fasting dictator been voted out of office either. Therefore, Trump is not a fasting, fascist, dictator ;)
"Amazon, Apple and Google all cited the same reason for their decisions to ban Parler — namely, that the company was not doing enough to police language that incites violence."
The asshole just below this post incites violence every day and he's allowed to continue posting ;)
He can write a book - How to Become President for Dummies ;)
They told me things were going to get better in 2021. It hasn't. I blame the libs ;)
Check out the proof below ;)
Why don't you use the anarchist's symbol instead of a donkey ;)
I know, but how long are we expected to wait for the follow-up to Skyrim ;)
Or a follow-up to the Witcher 3 ;)
Yes, it's still possible. I made one for HellNo. would you like one?
As far as points, it wasn't a craving. I just stumbled on it and it snowed balled. ;)
The issue with images in arguments is that it takes up bandwidth and throws the formatting off. Also, they wanted to be a serious site and I'm everything but. I was posting memes before they were cool ;)
Here's some of the images https://www.pinterest.com/joecavalry/
Here's the Music Box: https://www.createdebate.
See if you can get here:
I have tried to push the envelop on this site by figuring out what can be done here on CD (with the tools that are available) that is outside the scope of the original intent. My favorite (which I did not originate) was the Music Box (where people could post videos of their favorite music).
One that I did originate goes way back. A new feature was added that gave us the ability to add images to our arguments. At the time I asked the owner of the site if that was a good idea? I began to show what can be be done and they removed the feature ;)
There was other stuff that never took off. Like writing part of a story and let someone else continue and so on. Using a GIF file for your picture/avatar/icon. And, of course, how to accumulate the most points ;)
Being inappropriately silly because I forget its effects on other people ;)
It would look pretty silly to just stand there turning the handle and nothing is happening ;)
Do you have a sticker that says, "Rush Hour Traffic solution?" I can probably mount it on the back of the truck ;)
I guess you did not read the rest of the post on the other column. I couldn't fit everything in the description. It has a limit ;)
I've been trying to entertain you people for years and (in the process) entertain myself ;)
I just plan on dying early so that I don't have to deal with any of it. It will all be over soon ;)