OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOD ONE!

VERY TRUE.

ALL!

NOT

I actually have always known global warming to be a swindle.

Nicki Hunter!!!

Let's just say... Every cell on her body has come and shot before my eyes.

Since when was this world equal?!

Guys are not supposed to hit women but it can occur.

All I'm saying if my son hit a girl at school I'd give him a good beating, whereas if he hit a guy at school I'd give him a high five unless the way he did it was a bullying nature.

Better than a Microsoft rifle.

If Apple did this, those stats would be 10x better.

I honestly believe so because I think everything is controlled by aliens that are controlled by God and that Satan is the only liberator of our souls from this tyrannic oppression.

666.

Satan is pleased.

That part where that loading bar kept going... Quality stuff.

No.

Welcum any time bruv ;)

I already joined so you can suck my PEEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Only pussies are afraid to play dirty for points.

I've lived in areas where keeping your head down to stay alive isn't just a metaphor, it's a fucking necessity.

Rather be a living pussy than a dead smartass.

I can guarantee you since I grew up in schools with like people who were in gangs and stuff that sometimes you don't wanna fuck with people even if your comeback is ingenious... Sometimes it's best to give up your lunch rather than be coughing both your lunch and breakfast up on the sidewalk with a ton of cuts and bruises later on... Get my drift?

Just eat the apple and enjoy it.

Get.

A.

Mac.

Your optimism turns me on.

I stated that you'd be a static ghost, not a mobile one.

I am a pessimist to the core of my demonic persona.

But when you have a dick as small as yours there is no silver lining.

Enlighten me, optimist, as to where the good is in the following scenario:

An enraged lesbian gorilla has broken into your house and starts violently face-sitting you and you begin to almost suffocate bar the few times when your nostrils are free to breathe. Then when you've finished licking her out and she squirts into your mouth a male gorilla comes in and rips the head of all your family by slowly plucking at it and you hear their spine snap, disc by disc until their entire neck-spine has been torn ont he inside and finally the entire head is ripped as they scream with their decapitated voice-box. Then the gorillas hump one another and pull out the nukes that they'd left outside and blow your whole city up but somehow you survive as a trapped ghost there for all eternity and beyond.

P.S. You felt every bit of you blowing up beforehand.

I was once pessimistic about being a pessimist but my optimism for it convinced me to revert.

It's depending on the parents, exactly same with straight ones.

Shut up with your Eden bullshit.

Fucking Eden and your God-worshipping shit. Go find Satan, he'll give you a good robotic spank you bitch.

This isn't cool.

I think this is more of a female issue than a male one. I am a very aggressive guy to people who fuck with me.

All have to say is this man must be extremely lonely and I feel very sorry for the trauma he has faced.

Fuck God for making this happen.

No one cares.

Sperm left in your impotent testicular glands.

Please refrain from profanities to put across your point. :)

Listen Jace, using high class vocab doesn't make you any smarter, it just seems like you're compensating for a lack of genuine talent.

Deep down you know you've done wrong.

That's all that I have to say.

I don't know who it is you're trying to fool but you copied my argument 100%.

Changing the wording here and there doesn't cover it up sufficiently.

You copied my argument.

And of course I will be the most powerful and highly ranked in hell because I was the only one to care for Satan's reputation whilst alive.

I have known Irish people and not one of them believed in Leprechauns. A Leprechaun to an Irish is like Santa Claus to the Finnish... It's just an awesome legend to make kids behave.

You are free to leave this site, otherwise please shut up and fuck off.

Only 0 will do.

Satanist4lifeandbeyond. <3

Shut up, no one cares for this.

I don't understand your question?