Okay, you made me register to see it... I wish I was that cat.

I think he may have been in too much of a hurry to get another debate going.

Maybe, the missing link?

Looks like you have to sign up to see what you see. Or it's not Mac friendly.

Okay, now it has appeared up there.

I think we may need a link, Joe.

I'm glad you're not my dentist.

I pretty well agree with you on most parts. I think it probably dates back to when the Catholic church would not allow divorce.King Henry VIII wanted to divorce his wife Catherine and marry Ann Boleyn. He eventually broke away from the Catholic Church due to his desire to divorce and remarry. He started the Church of England, now known as the Episcopal Church.

At least she was able to shake them out of the way.

To my PO Box will work! ;)

So what drugs were you on when you came up with this and did you bring enough for everyone?

Or I should say, it didn't work for the guy who got my first wife pregnant.

It's cooling down here too...I think we may get under 100 for a couple of days.

Wonderful speech!

With all the sand there, it would just turn into a big glass factory.

I would knock off the liberal and take his place on the scale to get away from the rats. I would place the walking stick between me and Sarah so we could both hang on to it to maintain our stability. Then I would ask for some of her extra ammo since I usually carry a Sturm & Ruger .45 on my hip and it was fortunate that she had the same caliber.(By the way, I assume it's Sarah Palin from the description and the inclusion of Russia the scenario.)

It's about as immoral as it was to kill the pig for your bacon or sausage that you're probably cooking along with it. (Now I'm getting hungry.)

I'm sorry! ~hangs head (to conceal grin)~

I think that prospect may have passed you by. I believe you have passed the age to be veal.

Only you, Joe!

Dude, remind me not to ever hand you a gun! Need to work on your aim. LOL

Not to mention that the water is generally cold, too!

And if he did, did he save enough for everyone?

I agree with the positioning but disagree about the washing of the hands. I've been through medical training and about to go for more, so I know what can get on your hands(airborne particles you can't see or feel). After thoroughly washing, I won't touch the door with my hands because of those who have handled the door after not washing.

Je pense qu'elle est facilement offensé.

Well, he runs a close second anyway. But that's just my personal opinion because I have seen much worse.

If it were real. I think it had to either be Photoshopped or staged. Too much of a coincidence that a photographer was there to capture that moment. Besides, I don't believe in coincidences.

Grab on to that dry ice and you'll really find out the meaning of cool.

LOL ;)

Then I must be a knock-out(LOL) because I am one of the least smiling men around. There's a few around here who have seen me and I rarely smile for photos.

Which time were you wanting to cut in half? You know you will be attacked now just like me, right?

I had no hope of going !

I never really thought about it that way. I now have a new respect for Cajuns.

LOL! Somehow, I don't doubt it.

Yes, can't they just go ahead and stick to the end of 2012? That's when most are expecting it anyway. I mean, what's another year and a half anyway?

You Know You've Joined one of Obama's new HMO's When...

Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign. . .

The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

It does state in the article that it was written with the grown-ups in mind.

I think you're right. Seems like I remember them prophesying that such a book would go on sale at Amazon in the end days. LOL

As a Texan, I am thoroughly ashamed of El Paso's politics.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in on you!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and we think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America! -Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person

with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work !!!!!!"

Nice video !

Okay, not so much of a debate as an explanation .

Then my programmer needs to be shot .

Besides, they aren't referred to as an individual as much as a single entity. And one person is one-half of that entity but are still an individual. Does that work for a debate for you?

I'll be polite and say you had me totally convinced... lol

I've always used the term partner for any unmarried couple when referring to their "other half".

Happy Mother's Day. You have one of the toughest jobs out there along with the

single dads raising their kids.