It's a dirty job. But someone has to do it. It ain't going to beat itself ;)

Anything goes ;)

Oh, yeah..., you like that... don't you ;)

Especially if you talk dirty while you're doing it ;)

I could not agree with more ;)

So..., apparently you don't need ability to be president ;)

The last few presidents have proven the old adage that anyone can be president ;)

Embarasing ;)

Those clowns don't know what they're doing ;)

North Korea crap can't compete against Good Ol' American crap. Wait..... ;)

One liners. A smiley. Move on. ;)

That sounds a lot harder than what I do ;)

Why provide a well reasoned argument when you can just cut to the chase ;)

Does a wooden straw have any holes? ;)

If she's not a killer, why do they call her Killery? ;)

Not according to James Meredith ;)

Killery strikes again ;)

If it had a hole, you could not get enough suction to draw the liquid from the cup to your mouth.

That statement depends on where the hole is and how big it is.

However, it is interesting that you say that a straw can have a hole. Tell me then, does a wooden straw have a hole(s)? ;)

So says James Meredith ;)

So..., the sheath is not solid ;)

One hole ;)

The law is meant to maintain the status quo. The rule of law is tyranny ;)

Merry Christmas..., tough guy ;)

There's always one in the crowd ;)

They should be made to walk. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger ;)

Careful, that can be construed as sexual harassment ;)

On Tuesdays we can start blasting away like always. ;)

The first person who brings up Nazis, loses the debate ;)

If they have 80 separate genders then we should be able to claim one of them and reach protected status. We may even get our very own parking spot ;)

Not only are they those things you just mentioned but they are also liberals ;)

You're a rebel ;)

And killing innocent civilians is not against Islam?

OK, well...., regardless....,

Maybe they can open a vacation resort. ;)

Do you think my Facebook name is my real name ;)

Palestinians are so stubborn. Build casinos, make money, send your future generations (your children) to school. Do not martyr them. But hey..., that's just me ;)

Here's the link. See for yourself ;)

So I will not be sharing Donald's fate ;)

I now one Russian and drink Vodka on occasion, but I have been cleared, so... ;)

1. You forgot Z

2. You did not forget but it is "sometimes" Y

;)

Before the election, many people stated that they would move to Canada if Trump won. Well? We're waiting!!! ;)

If you are reading this, you are one of the genetic engineering experiments contributing to Global Warming. You are part of the problem, not part of the solution. ;)

Regulating or outlawing civilian genetic engineering experiments will result in a cooler climate ;)

John Holmes is a clown ;)

I would have to agree. A pussy can take more than licking and keep on ticking. It can take a pounding like it was nothing. ;)

Who says pussies don't have value ;)

Heaven makes no sense either. Either we are eternal beings or we are not. ;)

Maybe if you got to know a polygamist, you might learn to overlook it ;)

Regardless. If you don't have some sort of solution, If there is nothing people can do, then it doesn't matter ;)

It went through a portal to another dimension ;)

Those fuckers ;)

If I had to defend the libs, I would say:

1. The rule of law is tyranny. Laws are in place to protect the status quo. It protects the powerful and makes it hard for the weak to become powerful.

2. The world owes you nothing. And yet, when you are born, you owe the world in the form of taxes. You have to pay taxes for stuff you never agreed you wanted even if you don't use it.

If those arguments do not hold water, then it is a good thing I do not have to defend libs ;)

We need more rigorous Aztecs. ;)

Mormon's are generally nice people ;)

Find the most miserable person here and crown him the best debater ;)

:- O

It's coming ;)

I've been here longer than anyone. I learned a thing or two ;)

OK..., so..., so long as it passed the taste test ;)

But..., wouldn't you be worried that if the pussy's green that it may have gone bad? Expired? ;)

If they're good enough for Captain Kirk... ;)

Wait..., what? ;)

Most of you are hiding behind a computer screen ;)

He should have fucked some dude up the ass ;)

Harvey and louis c.k. ruined it for the rest of us ;)

Did you see the end when George says, "I should try that?" ;)

Remember this? ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U

Thunder? ;)

Did the hairs tickle your nose ;)

A little groping never hurt nobody ;)

But by contributing, you are part of the problem ;)

You have no idea the number of stupid people that are compelled to leave a comment on a stupid debate ;)

I'm a rebel..., or is it, relic ;)

I don't own any type of cell phone ;)

It shouldn't. Survival of the fitest. The strong should survive. ;)

If you own an iPhone, you are supporting child labor in Southeast Asia and probably contributing to the slaughter of puppies ;)

The iPhone X interface is a disaster. If you are rich, you can afford to get one just for show and a different phone for every day use. ;)

If you're a status seeker, then you are probably an ass hole ;)

If humans cannot Improvise, Adapt And Overcome, then they do not deserve to live. ;)

Stephen Hawking has warned that artificial intelligence (AI) has the potential to destroy civilization.

In a recent interview with Wired, the University of Cambridge Professor said AI could one day reach a level where it outperforms humans and becomes a “new form of life.”

"I fear that AI may replace humans altogether,” he told the magazine. “If people design computer viruses, someone will design AI that improves and replicates itself. This will be a new form of life that outperforms humans."

And this is bad, why? ;)

So..., humanity and civilization have all but destroyed this planet and Hawking is telling us that we need to find other planets... to destroy? ;)

It's just like I said, people are irrational ;)

Yes, they were stupid ;)

Classification is irrational because people contradict themselves and are thus irrational to begin with. So how can they be classified ;)

That's very sexist. Especially for a liberal. But..., whatever ;)

Oh, yeah, and to piss off liberals ;)

My self appointed mission in life is to put a smile on as many faces as possible ;)

I'm OK with just two ;)

Oh, you would get arrested so fast it would make your head spin. Groping is for white, rich, powerful men. ;)

I am going trck-or-treating instead....., just in case ;)

Do you think the wheel chair is a ruse to get unsuspecting females close enough ;)

The poor guy has one foot in the grave, give him a break ;)

Did you read the article? I don't make this crap up ;)

Women in America already have more rights than men. So it's only fair if robots have more rights than women ;)

Que sera, sera ;)

Violence is not the answer ;)

It is a mistake to use Nazi tactics ;)

Islam and feminism are incompatible. Do you then condem feminism ;)